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HAHAHA >:)

Alam niyo ba Yung feeling na,
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hindi ka makapagtype o makapag chat sa kausap mo dahil nasa likod ung mommy/daddy mo dahil binabasa o kaya binabantayan bawat sentence na tinatype mo..

Naaalala lang naman kita pag MALUNGKOT ako eh. Kasi kapag MASAYA ako.
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KASAMA kita. :”>

FACT:
If you make a boy laugh, he LIKES you.
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But if you can make him cry, he LOVES you :)

Sa restaurant

Sa restaurant

LOLO: Pwe! WAITER!!!

Waiter: Yes Sir?

LOLO: Ano ba ‘tong steak na ‘to? Ang tigas tigas!

(Tinikman ng waiter ang steak)

Waiter: Malambot naman po at juicy pa.

LOLO: Paano ‘di lalambot ‘yan? 30 minutes ko ng nginunguya.


(Source: mhonalheng)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

gelineeee:

Poging holdaper : HOLDAP TO!

Babae : Rape! Rape!

Poging holdaper : Anong rape? Holdaper ako! Hindi ako rapist!

Babae : Bakit masama bang mag-suggest? Wala ka pala e, weak ka weak!!!!!! 

(Source: gellineeee)

BUMANAT SI LALAKE.

asdfghjklhanie:

BOY: Ooops! Wag kang lalapit.

GIRL: Bakit naman?

BOY: May allergy ako!

GIRL: Anong allergy?

BOY: Kapag lumalapit ka, namumula ako. :”>

vintage-chique:

Boy: Can I confess something?

Girl: Sure!

Boy: Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen.

Girl: Can I confess as well? Boy: oh Sure! :)

Girl: This smile only exists when I’m with you.. :”

(Source: lithium-amide)


(Source: kyou1122)